Increased Baldness in Females Linked to (MM) Warming
A recent study shows a link between baldness in females and man-made global warming said an unnamed scientist with the Female Baldness and Man Made Global Warming Research Center. The study has yet to be released to the public but, personally, this author couldn’t agree with it more.
“Over the last several decades we have seen an increase in the number of women who are experiencing baldness, while at the same time we are seeing man-made global warming taking place on a global scale,” said the above mentioned scientist in a phone interview, proof that this is a true and valid study.
The scientist told us that the FBMMGWRC will soon be releasing their study at an undisclosed time and place along with video of polar bears struggling to survive in their (man-made) warming world.
According to the to-be-released report, the increased temperature is causing women to sweat more which is stretching the hair follicles. The stretching follicles then struggle to hold the hair in place, ultimately losing the battle.
“In order to fight baldness in females we must also fight the growing threat that is man-made global warming. Not only does it threaten our very survival, it threatens our hair. And if we are going to survive, we need our hair.”
When we asked the scientist for a recommendation of who to talk to for the other side of this story we fully intended to write we were told that no opposition existed. We took their word for it. After all, when someone believes in man-made global warming they must be right about everything else as well, including baldness.
