Nov 30 2005
Food for thought…literally
(I know everyone is used to my more-serious posts so I thought I would shake it up a bit)
Ok, they have proven that learning by osmosis does not work. I can’t sleep on my books at night and expect to wake up with any more knowledge than I had the evening before. So I started thinking that there must be some easier way to absorb knowledge besides reading my college books at a slow enough pace that I actually absorb some tidbit of information. That is when I thought of it. I bet that if I ate my books that I could absorb the information through my stomach. How could I have not thought of this before? It is so clear now. I could just take my reading assignments for the day, tear them out of my book, put some Bar-B-Q sauce on them and chow down. As my stomach is digesting it I will be getting more knowledge. Not only would this solve the study time issue it would also solve the eating budget issue. I would be happy to do my reading every night. The only down side to this is that I won’t have any books to sell back at the end of the semester for some extra spending cash.
As most intelligent thinking does, this line of thinking brought me to another equally as interesting. If I can eat my books to study for class why should I have to put Bar-B-Q sauce on it? Why don’t they just invent flavored paper? I know they could do it. Just think about it. When you are buying your text books you could select the flavor you want as well. “Do you want sour cream and onion or butterscotch?” Maybe they could even make different pages in the book taste like different things. Then a 20 page reading assignment could be a full course meal. Oh, the possibilities!!
Well, that is about enough of that. Until next time.
Brian

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